How To Annoy Your Grandma

Today I think I discovered what it is that truly gets under my grandma’s skin. Lately I’ve been kind of lazy when it comes to shaving. I figured I’m a17 and the kind of messy facial hair look is in so maybe I could just leave it for a bit. I was sitting in the car with her today and my face started itching (like it tends to do when you have an over-growth of hair on it) so I started scratching it and man did she go insane. She told me if I scratched it one more time she was going to ground me I kid you not. Than I was being sarcastic and I said “If Obama becomes president I’m not taking my anti-seizure meds. Free health care for everybody!” now that I can understand her going ballistic about, than again she should know by now I am sarcastic about a lot of things. I may rebel though I haven’t decided yet I am still debating on if I want to shave or not and I probably will because damn this thing is really itchy I don’t know how my uncle can put up with it. BEARDS SUCK!

Ha Ha!!!!

Barack Obama, the lead Presidential Democratic Party candidate, is for
banning all guns in America .  He is considered by those who have dealt
with him as a bit more than just a little self-righteous.

At a recent rural elementary school assembly in East Texas , he asked
the audience for total quiet.  Then, in the silence, he started to
slowly clap his hands once every few seconds, holding the audience in
total silence.

Then he said into the microphone, ‘Children, every time I clap my hands
together, a child in America dies from gun violence.’

Then, little Richard Earl, with a proud East Texas drawl, pierced the
quiet and said:  ‘Well, dumb-ass, stop clapping!‘

Well It Started Off Bad and Ended Just the Same

I woke up this morning with a stopped up nose and I thought my nose was starting to run, but than I wiped it with a napkin and saw blood. How nice. Way to start off the day. It didn’t last long though so I can’t complain. Than I went to my grandpa’s place of business where I will be doing most of my home schooling. It’s closer to home and I will have someone around to watch me just to make sure I don’t have a seizure and accidentally kill myself It could happen. It was quiet at first until his customers started to show up and than it got loud. My grandpa is a vet so you can imagine some of the noises that go on in there. They also have a cat that just roams the halls as it pleases and anyone who knows me knows I hate cats! Just seeing it walking down the hall past the office door made me want to throw my text book at it just to hear it shriek and run away. I know I’m really mean. I did manage though to get my schooling done and after we finished my grandpa let me go out into the lobby and just whenever they needed me they could come grab me and show me what to do. I actually had to hold down a dog today while they muzzled him and it was really scary. I think he may have been possessed, but I’m not quite sure Than when it was time to leave he informs me that he wants to go try and absentee vote. Bad idea they had a line out the door so he said forget that he’ll try another day. It’s kind of sad though that there’s only one voting place where we live. Lame! Anyways I’m home now and I am sooooo exhausted! I know I didn’t do anything remotely interesting or difficult, but still it wore me out.